Comments on: Church Archaeology – The Lab Phase

By: JGordon

JGordon — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:25:53 +0000

Oh, my god, there it is.

By: JGordon

JGordon — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:24:41 +0000

Yawn.
Don’t rush into your next post, Brian.

Also, I wrote a clever response to your last comment a few weeks ago (the gist was that, yes, I am a big shot), but I must have fallen asleep before I could hit submit. Get some ads with dancing babies and crap up here.

By: JGordon

JGordon — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:39:52 +0000

So, what,you monitor your blog constantly, but don’t update it? It’s like you’re creating an archaeological (web)site. In five hundred years, e-archaeologists are going to look through this thing and try to piece together the creature that was Brian Hoffman, PhD, based on the random and infrequent bits of information that ended up here.

I’m afraid I don’t own enough dead animals for that kind of genius, but I fall asleep dreaming about that sort of thing every night. That is to say, a better world.

And, yes, I am a big shot, and it takes up a lot of my time.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:16:46 +0000

I wasn’t in a coma. I wasn’t even thinking that much. I just wanted to see whether you were really paying any attention to my blog. Now I know you read it once every eight months. You’re probably too busy being a big shot at the Science Museum and making some weird, Walter Potter art with your stuffed squirrel collection. http://www.flickr.com/photos/23888182@N00/349234468/

By: JGordon

JGordon — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:43:27 +0000

Hmm. I don’t like it that there haven’t been any updates here for 8 months.

And, Brian, I’ve seen you in the last 8 months, so I know you’re not in a coma or anything. It can be difficult to tell sometimes, sure, but I pride myself in being able to tell the differences between comatose Brian, and thinking Brian (thinking Brian breathes through his mouth).